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[23 Mar 2010|01:13pm] |
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Left my phone at home. I hate living 45 minutes from work. I don't even know what time it is cause I never wear my watch. :(
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[30 Oct 2009|08:40am] |
Sooooo, my car is ready to be picked up.
But I can't pick it up because the insurance company sent my claim check to the wrong address. Soooo yeah, good times.
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| Writer's Block: My Favorite Neighborhood Business |
[12 Oct 2009|12:16pm] |
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There's a bar, Artmosphere, that has good drinks, live music and hookahs. I don't smoke, but it's all Alice in Wonderlandy. And there's a coffee shop that my friends and I always hang out at, Joppe cafe. Coffee's better than Starbucks and the girl who owns it is a vegetarian and so there's actually stuff I can eat there.
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[06 Jun 2009|01:02am] |
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Stumbleupon.com is my new favorite thing of all time, FYI.
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[26 Feb 2009|07:26am] |
RULES:
answer the questions
look up the answers on urbandictionary.com
copy and paste the first one below your answer
1.) Your name?
jennifer
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
2.) Your age?
26
A term created by Egyptian-Canadians. It originated in Toronto and was created as a slang for smoking hooka. The number is also used during random and inapproriate times.
3.One of your friends?
ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who won't take no shit off of nobody
4.What should you be doing?
getting dressed
Masturbating on the run.
"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"
5.Favorite color?
olive green
color commonly used by the army and duche bags who think they should be in the army but could never been good enough or are just too stupid to know the differance.
6.Birthplace?
lafayette
The center of cajun culture in louisiana.Very cool town.Bigger than what what most people think.Home to the university of louisana and is the states 5th largest city. Lafayette has a lot of potential but it is slowly losing its uniqeness to strip malls and 5 lane roads which can be found in any other city.
7.Month of your birth?
November
The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
8.Last person you talked to?
Jason
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!
9.One of your nicknames?
jabbles
(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.
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[20 Apr 2007|10:26pm] |
Just to let everyone know, Cavatappi with Sun-Dried Tomatoes and Cannellini Beans
is really good.
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[13 Jun 2006|06:46am] |
[mood|  sore]
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So as you all know, I recently paid a visit to our friendly neighborhood dentist. The one good thing that this dentist did was to give me a bottle of pain killers. Well, prescription strength Tylenol, but that's as close to painkiller as my dentists gets. Well the pain hasn't been to bad, as long as I don't chew on the right side. Sounds easy enough to fix right? Well it would be except I grind my teeth in my sleep. Even that would be okay cause I could just take the pain pills first thing in the morning. Two little problems. The Tylenol has codeine in it which, as printed on the bottle "may cause drowsiness". Translation- I have done nothing but sleep since Thursday. Did I mention I grind my teeth in my sleep? Also, I can have a pill every four hours but they only kill the pain for about three hours which I spend asleep.
Here is how my days have gone-
*2 am-wake up in the middle of the night because the meds wore off and take another pill which knocks me out for another three hours.
*5 am- pain killer wears off but I can't take another one for an hour So I lie awake in pain till then.
*6am take another painkiller which knocks me on my ass. Causing me to grind my teeth causing more pain.
Repeat every three hours
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Spring Break, WooHoo!
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